facebookers!

So yes im a facebooker and i love becoming a fan of everything lol here are a few funny ones! 

 "hey, isn't smoking weed illegal?" replies, "Hey aren't half the songs on your iPod stolen?" 

 The only reason I haven't killed you is because it's ilegal. 

Kids in the back seat cause accidents; accidents in the back seat cause kids. 

when you think your good at something, theres always an asian doing it better

When You Think Your Periods Over But Its Not.... 

Looking at a mirror at a party and thinking "Yeah, I'm drunk",

If the world ends in 2012, I don't have to pay back my student loan...,

Damn It's Early,Let Me Sleep For 5minutes......(2Hours Later)....SHIITTT!!!,

Piglets a BOY? Blues Clues is a GIRL? Tweetys a BOY? JUSTIN BIEBERS A GUY?!, 

If i actually did "live like theres no tommorow". I'd be in jail.,

I hate when I have a great comeback 3 hours after we're done arguing..,

Some of my fav LOL,j.k pages

"Don't Go,I Need You In My Life", LOL,jk,close the door on your way out.,

Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a alcohol, LOL .. JK your just a slut. :)

I never got your text LOL jk, i just ignored your annoying ass

Your tan looks great ... LOL JK, Willy Wonka wants you to get back to work., 

I'd hit that, LOL JK, maybe with a bat,

I love you LOL.. jk it was the vodka,

okay ill be quiet, LOL Jk, I'm Hispanic !!

I love Facebook! LOL jk, I'm Tom from Myspace.

Lets Run Away Together... LOL, JK I have Asthma,

ahhh love is in the air :D <3 ... LOL jk it's just pollution.,

I like your makeup...LOL JK, it looks like you got gangbanged by Crayola.

I Love People.. LOL.. JK.. I hate everyone.

I have amnesia.. LOL jk I have amnesia,

I'm studying my ass off right now...LOL jk, I'm on Facebook liking everything. 

comment with your favs! or the ones you have joined that aren't mentioned!